Ogden Nash

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After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been…

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If the prophet Job were to walk into the room at this moment, I could sit swapping hard-luck stories with…

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Batsman (having just been clean bowled): That was one hell of a ball, Fred. Fred Trueman: Ay, it were wasted…