Man please thy maker and be merry set not for this world a cherry.
The Flute Tutor A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tooter, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
The Flute Tutor
A tooter who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tooter,
“Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?”
On Winston Churchill He has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.
...poems should be written rarely and reluctantly, under unbearable duress and only with the hope that good spirits, not evil…
The Diatonic Dittymunch The Diatonic Dittymunch plucked music from the air, He swallowed scores of symphonies and still had space…