The Flute Tutor
A tooter who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tooter,
“Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?”
On Winston Churchill He has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.
...poems should be written rarely and reluctantly, under unbearable duress and only with the hope that good spirits, not evil…
"Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you." - last words before his beheading.