I rang them up whilst touring Timbuctoo,
Those bosom chums to whom you’re known as “Who?”
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.
There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.
(to the Times) Sir, I see that every Christmas Handel gave "live" performances of his Messiah (The Register October 16).…