There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Batsman (having just been clean bowled): That was one hell of a ball, Fred. Fred Trueman: Ay, it were wasted…
Delight in Disorder A sweet disorder in the dress Kindles in clothes a wantonness : A lawn about the shoulders…
Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The Bankers own the Earth. Take it away from them,…