Lady on a hot day in Cairo: “Ninety-two this morning, Colonel Lawrence! Ninety-two. What do you say to that?”
T E Lawrence: “Many happy returns of the day”
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him - that's where the money is.
On relativity I simply ignored an Axiom.
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward…