Lady on a hot day in Cairo: “Ninety-two this morning, Colonel Lawrence! Ninety-two. What do you say to that?”
T E Lawrence: “Many happy returns of the day”
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him - that's where the money is.
On relativity I simply ignored an Axiom.
The source, my friends of half life's trouble Is seeking reputation's bubble, And though the kids were not ambitious -…