Rory Stewart to Steve a drystone waller: How much can you build in a day
Steve: A good drystone waller can build four metres in a day. A bad waller can build six.
Advent Calendar He will come like last leaf's fall. One night when the November wind has flayed the trees to…
I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, and the stupid. Each officer possesses at…
Old Cary Grant fine, how you? In reply to a telegram to his agent asking "How old Cary Grant?"