Roger McGough

A Dada Christmas Catalogue A chocolate comb A can of worms opener A non-stick frying pan Two sticky frying pans A book end Abrasive partridges An inflatable fridge Nervous door handles A mobile phone booth An overnight tea-bag Day-glo tippex Underwater ash-tray 15 amp bath plug Pair of socks. Identical but for the colour Box … Continue reading “Roger McGough”

A Dada Christmas Catalogue

A chocolate comb
A can of worms opener
A non-stick frying pan
Two sticky frying pans
A book end
Abrasive partridges
An inflatable fridge
Nervous door handles
A mobile phone booth
An overnight tea-bag
Day-glo tippex
Underwater ash-tray
15 amp bath plug
Pair of socks. Identical but for the colour
Box of Tunisian (past their sell-by) dates
See-through elastoplasts
Nasal floss (unwaxed)
A canteen of magnetic cutlery
A hip joint
A groovy cartiledge
Three way mirror
Not a pipe

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