The only person who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, whilst all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.
There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal…
Do I not destroy my enemy when I make a friend of him
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.