For the average person, all problems date to World War II; for the more informed, to World War I; for the genuine historian, to the French Revolution.
Man please thy maker and be merry set not for this world a cherry.
For the average person, all problems date to World War II; for the more informed, to World War I; for the genuine historian, to the French Revolution.
In spring at the end of the day you should smell like dirt.
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