Person in a street near near Carnegie Hall: “Pardon me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?”
Arthur Rubinstein: “Practice, practice, practice.”
When we were kids we fought in the mock battle With Ned Kelly cap guns and we opened the cold…
Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
Women sitting next to him at dinner: Oh Mr President my friend bet me I wouldn't be able to get…