For the average person, all problems date to World War II; for the more informed, to World War I; for the genuine historian, to the French Revolution.
For the average person, all problems date to World War II; for the more informed, to World War I; for the genuine historian, to the French Revolution.
In spring at the end of the day you should smell like dirt.
Ken Dodd on Parkinson: "If you tell a joke in Glasgow, they laugh. In Birmingham, they don't." Parkinsons: "Why's that?"…
Timekeeping Late home for supper. He musn't seem drunk. 'The pob cluck', he begins, And knows that he is sunk.