Wendy Cope

Kindness to Animals If I went vegetarian And didn’t eat lambs for dinner, I think I’d be a better person And also thinner. But the lamb is not endangered And at least I can truthfully say I have never, ever eaten a barn owl, So perhaps I am OK. This poem was commissioned by the … Continue reading “Wendy Cope”

Kindness to Animals

If I went vegetarian
And didn’t eat lambs for dinner,
I think I’d be a better person
And also thinner.

But the lamb is not endangered
And at least I can truthfully say
I have never, ever eaten a barn owl,
So perhaps I am OK.


This poem was commissioned by the editor of “The Orange Dove of Fiji,” an anthology for the benefit of the World Wide Fund for Nature. It was rejected as unsuitable.

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