In the world to come, I shall not be asked, “Why were you not Moses?” I shall be asked, “Why were you not Zusya?”
In the world to come, I shall not be asked, “Why were you not Moses?” I shall be asked, “Why were you not Zusya?”
A man who has made up his mind on a given subject twenty-five years ago and continues to hold his…
Sir, I am a better judge of mutton than any sheep.
I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, and the stupid. Each officer possesses at…